Credit Counseling Lounge - Debt Counseling

The Financial Support You Need Comes Via Debt Counseling

Hey, man, you think you're going to get some debt counseling up in this piece?

Not unless you straighten up and fly right. Me and Troy here have seen a ton of guys just like you, trying to get into the whole game, thinking that if they show off their woes and be all cute that they'll get into this joint. They're wrong and you might be wrong too, buddy. It's time for a pop quiz. Don't give me that freakin' look - the Lounge Admits Who Wants To Be Admitted, boy! Not just anyone mired in credit card debt can walk in.

I used to bench-press girls like you in prison, so don't even think that you stand a chance. Yeah, I see that knife. I've seen lots of knives. I've seen a lot of guys lose fingers when they pulled knives on me. Keep that in mind as you ask us about various plans.

Troy speaks up for debt counseling!

What do you think this is, any old debt counseling service that isn't the least bit selective? What makes you think that your debt is special? Come on. You gotta know by now that it takes a real good argument to convince our debt counseling services that you are worth the time our employees spend serving you. What makes you any different? I've seen guys making $23k a year at Wal-Mart come up with $230,000 in credit card debt and they didn't get in because they looked like they might disrespect the girls. So, what's special about your need for debt counseling, bub?

What do you have that the others didn't?

Maybe you brought some tens to make sure the girls offer you an extra special lap dance?

Maybe you think you've got some sort of depraved kink that only our girls can work out with an extra long, extra hot, extra WET session of private debt counseling action.

Oh, man. We're just giving you a hard time. You look like you're on the up and up. Sorry for busting your chops like that. You seem like a good dude, we don't wanna bug you no more. Go on, get in there, and get your credit counseling on with one of our lovely ladies. Just remember - it's a show, don't tell and tell, don't touch kinda thing, so if we end up dragging you out later, we're going to spend a few extra moments reminding you of the simple rules that the Lounge has.

Our ladies know everything there is to know about consumer debt counseling, if you know what I mean (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). Let them counsel you into keeping out of debt. Their advice is priceless.

Oh, and that will be $25 to get in. Fork it over, champ.

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