http://www.creditcounselinglounge.com/ Credit Counseling Lounge personnel are ready to show you a good time - as long as you have good credit. That's right, credit problems are not looked favorably upon at the Credit Counseling Lounge. en-us Wed, 14 Dec 2005 11:11:38 EST Wed, 14 Dec 2005 11:11:38 EST Weblog Editor 2.0 Step into the Credit Counseling Lounge Put on your best threads and your big pimpin' hat. Roll up in your tricked out Benz. Slip our bouncers a $50 and get yourself bumped up to the front of the list. Make your way to the bar and get yourself a glass of Cristal. It's time to forget all about the notion o credit card debt. Next, casually loosen your tie and saunter toward the back room. Get ready for the ultimate night out at the club, brought to you exclusively by the pimps and hoes of the Credit Counseling Lounge. Our proprietors look forward to attending to your every need, and to making your stay as satisfying as possible. Oh, and you will receive the best debt counseling money can buy. We want to have you coming back again and again, and the only way we can guarantee that is if you manage money wisely. So get ready to enjoy the ride. This is more than just consumer credit counseling - this is a mind-blowing, sensory-overload, debt relief experience. No Sex in the Credit Counseling Lounge Much like the famed champagne room, there is no sex in the Credit Counseling Lounge. None. We know it's hard to keep pimpin' from happenin', dogs, but this is a clean joint. And there is no sex in here. None. No matter what Tiffani and Brandee and Bambi tell you on your way to the private room in back, they are not going to put out. Their agenda is simply to tease you beyond belief, make you empty your wallet, then provide helpful credit counseling advice to make sure you keep coming back. And trust me, when you see these foxes, you will. This is not your father's credit counseling agency, folks. Nor is it your brother's, or even your friend's. This is the Lounge - a debt management destination for only the biggest pimps and the truest players. As long as you have good credit, and are on the VIP list, we will grant you admission. The latter requires some creativity (and bribery) on your part, but here are some credit tips to get you started... Reliable credit counseling agencies will consult with you and craft a plan of attack specifically with your obligations (and personal expectations) in mind. Don't settle for a carbon-copy plan, dogs. You need one-on-one, up-close-and-personal attention from these hotties... I mean these HOT credit counseling professionals. A number of credit consolidation options are out there, from standard monthly payment plans, to loans and settlement options that could oust your debt in one fluid motion. The key is combining all your outstanding debts into one bill, which includes major interest rate reductions. And you know what that means. Can a brother get a table dance? Just like cruising the net for pictures of women is no substitute for the real deal taking it all off in front of you, trying to achieve debt relief on your own falls way short of the experience credit counseling services can provide. Simply put, Britney and the rest of our "associates" can help erase your debt in ways that you could only fantasize about. The time has come to make these fantasies become real. Two chicks at the same time? Complimentary glass of Dom Perignon? Full frontal elimination of your debt in under three years with the help of a credit card counseling service? Done, done and done! Don't wait. Take advantage of our debt consolidation services today. Wed, 14 Dec 2005 11:11:38 EST http://www.creditcounselinglounge.com/debt-management/ Debt management advisors will act as your financial prophets. So to speak. You could learn a great deal from these debt management gurus, so listen up. en-us Mon, 01 May 2006 07:22:08 EDT Mon, 01 May 2006 07:22:08 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.creditcounselinglounge.com/credit-card-debt/ Credit card debt will soon be forgotten about entirely. With just a couple drinks at the Lounge and some sound words of wisdom, you'll never even remember that you were suffering from credit card debt to begin with. en-us Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:36:14 EDT Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:36:14 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.creditcounselinglounge.com/debt-consolidation/ Debt consolidation has helped countless consumers achieve their financial goals. The savings are ample, along with other things, up in this piece. With this in mind, there's only one thing left to do: apply for debt consolidation and reap its many rewards. en-us Mon, 01 May 2006 07:21:27 EDT Mon, 01 May 2006 07:21:27 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.creditcounselinglounge.com/credit-counseling/ Credit counseling professionals are standing by to blow your mind... with the big savings you may be eligible for! See what the Lounge has in store for you in terms of credit counseling prowess. en-us Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:07:40 EDT Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:07:40 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.creditcounselinglounge.com/debt-counseling/ Debt counseling advice from our boys Troy and Rusty. They've helped more than a few mooks get some debt counseling and change their lives for the better as a result. en-us Wed, 28 Jun 2006 14:21:25 EDT Wed, 28 Jun 2006 14:21:25 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.creditcounselinglounge.com/credit-consolidation/ Credit consolidation translates into a fun night on the town. Earn back lots of money through he use of a credit consolidation strategy. en-us Wed, 14 Dec 2005 11:31:14 EST Wed, 14 Dec 2005 11:31:14 EST Weblog Editor 2.0